Sunday, December 31, 2006

Top Ten Sensory Experiences that Make Me Break Out in a Cold Sweat

10) Baloon sqealing. Where the person blows up the baloon, pinches the end, and it lets out an unearthly wail.
9) Chalk on a chalkboard. I don't care if it's dull or sharp, soft or hard-- I will leave the room without a bathroom pass.
8) The sound of ice chewing. Ohhh, my teeth hurt for you.
7) The sound of styrofoam when someone opens a package. Oooohhh... goosebumps just thinking about it.
6) The FEELING of styrofoam when I'M opening a package-- never never never!! Please don't wrap it!! No magic peanuts!
5) That sound that a mircophone makes when there's too much interference and it's turned on loud. Testimony meetings aren't supposed to cause physical pain!
4) The feeling of soft cotton-- especially the stuff you take out of pill jars. Ooohhhh, no no no.
3) The feeling of soft cotton INSIDE MY MOUTH. I don't dread the drill at the detist's office-- I dread the dressing.
2) The feeling of dirt/clay residue on my hands after I'm done with a gardening/pottery task. Ohhhh, get it off!
1) Country Music.